Danish wind will blow you away. Literary.

This is not a drill. Save yourself – the wind in Denmark can get crazy!


My boss was laughing when I left the office looking like this, but at least my face did not freeze off or get a wind burn.
My advice is to open your closet and put everything on and stay home! If not, put on at least 3 layers of everything.
It may also be a good idea to put bricks in your pockets just to make yourself heavier so the wind does not blow you away.

Just a little advice if you decide to travel to Viking land and mistakenly think that March is supposed to be spring.